An Elderly Lady Tries To Bore A Man On A Plane.
“Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m flying to New York for my grandson’s third birthday. I’m so … …
The Pastor Had A Kitten.
The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would … …
Gary Is 35 Years Old.
Gary is 35 years old and is still single. This is much to the consternation of his mother who continually questions him about his girlfriends and when he’s going to … …
An Old Woman Was Arrested For Shoplifting.
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting … …
A Professor Wanted To Teach His 5th Grade Class.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, So he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass … …
A Couple Was Having A Discussion.
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself right off the bat, … …
Johnny’s Class Had A Spelling Exercise.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with … …
An Old Lady Gets On A Bus.
An Old Lady Gets On A Bus. She sits in the only available seat, next to two guys with thick accents. She can’t help but overhear the conversation: “Emma comes … …
This Couple Is Working On Their Wills.
A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they want to be treated. … …
Johnny Looked So Sad.
Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework again.” “Well, uh, yes it … …