Petly Town

Once there was a fly sitting on a lawnmower handle soaking up the sun. All of a sudden a little boy came running out of the house, eating a bologna … …

After a few months of marriage, husband reported wife Missing. Police found her, but she refused to come back. “We met while playing mixed doubles tennis,” she said. “When we … …

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly … …

St. Peter is standing at Heaven’s Gates when an angel comes to him with a message that he needs to attend to. Not wanting to leave the Gates unattended, he … …

A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, “Okay, Doctor. … …

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his weight … …

This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs can’t talk, pal. But … …

The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just … …

A Pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi … …

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked … …