A Man Prepares His Donkey And Dog.
A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything to maximum weight. Because … …
Twin Sisters Just Turning One Hundred Years Old.
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in a Nursing Home and the editor of the local paper, told a photographer to get over there and … …
A Guy Took A Cat Home.
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: “See… here is the monkey of the jungle.” His wife said laughing, “That’s a CAT …” He said … …
Four Old Retired Guys Are Walking Down A Street.
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks10p.” They look at … …
A Game Show Host Is Talking To A Rabbit.
A game show host is talking to a rabbit The host looks at his question card. “Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?” “Twelve”, replied the … …
A Man Was Driving Along The Highway.
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately, the rabbit jumped … …
A 65-Year-Old Shows Up At The Country Club.
Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde: she proceeds to knock everyone’s socks off with her youthful appeal and … …
A Middle-Aged Woman Seemed Sheepish.
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. “Come now,” coaxed the doctor, “you’ve been seeing me for years. There’s nothing you can’t tell me.” “This one’s kind … …
The Rancher Was Going To Bring Another Bull.
Three bulls heard that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. The first bull says, “Boys, we all … …
The Professor Showed A Large Cage.
The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on … …