Johnny And Billy Came Home With A 20 And 50 Euro Note.
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money … …
An Old Man In Miami Calls Up His Son In New York.
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what … …
Three Elderly Women Are Talking About Their Troubles.
Three elderly women are talking about their troubles. “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of … …
Johnny Had A Task To Check Out An Old Neighbor.
Mrs Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few days, she got a bit nervous. “Johnny”, she called to … …
Morris Drove His Brand-New Corvette.
Morris drove his brand-new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little grey hair … …
A Magician Was Working On A Cruise Ship.
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician simply performed the same tricks over and over again. … …
Johnny And Susie Are Five Years Old.
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad to ask for … …
An Elderly Lady Went To Court For Shoplifting.
ShareTweet An elderly lady went to court for shoplifting. “What is it that you stole?” the judge asked her. “Well, Your Honor, I stole a can of peaches.” Alright. “How … …
The Mother-In-Law, Comes Home And Finds Her Son-In-Law.
The mother-in-law comes home and finds her son-in-law Johnny furiously packing his suitcase. “What happened?” “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife saying … …
Two Elderly, Excited Southern Women Were Sitting.
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, These two … …