A Policeman Caught A Mischievous Little Boy.
A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. “Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that … …
A Husband Talk To His Wife.
A rich man, after 50 years of marriage, once looked at his wife and said, “50 years ago, we had a small house and an old car. We slept on … …
Little Johnny And The Teacher’s Gift.
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, … …
Two elderly, Southern Women Were Sitting Together.
Two elderly, Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, These two ladies … …
A Biker Walks Into The Front Door Of A Bar.
An old biker walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, … …
A Man And Woman Were Having Marriage Problems.
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went … …
The Husband, Wife, and Alexa’s Antics
Alexa, I am feeling that I want to have fun. Alexa : Most certainly… Don’t worry. I am dimming the lights. Setting your AC to 22 C degrees. I have … …
Little Johnny Goes Down To The Pond.
One day, Marie sent her little boy Johnny down to the pond to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in the water, he saw … …
Little Johnny Is Writing A Paper.
Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says Little Johnny. “Well, how … …
John Brought His New Work Colleague Home.
John brought his new work colleague, Robert, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately. “Wow!” … …