The Young Male Racehorse Came From A Long Line.
The young male racehorse came from a long line of winners and did wonderfully in time trials. However, in actual races, he proved a little too romantic, and could never … …
A Man Walked Into A Therapist’s Office.
A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.” “What’s the problem?” the docotor inquired. “Well, I’m … …
A Group Of Young Children Were Siting In A Circle.
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “David, what noise does a cow make?” … …
An Elderly Couple Went Out To A Restaurant.
An elderly couple Frank and Lisa went out to a restaurant. Both of them ordered the chicken gujons for dinner. When they arrived, Lisa stopped the waitress. “Just a minute! … …
An Old Lady Received A New Radio.
This letter was sent to a High School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as … …
An Old Drunk Is Walking Down The Beach.
An old drunk is walking down the beach and sees a lamp sticking out of the sand. Thinking he can pawn it for a little drinking money he pulls it … …
Local News Station Was Interviewing An 80-Year-Old Lady.
Local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt … …
A Cat Died And Went To Heaven.
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want … …
Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table.
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my … …
A Young Chuck Moved To Texas.
A Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer … …