A Midwest Dairy Farmer Was Conducting A Tour.
A Midwest dairy farmer was conducting a tour of his farm to a touring group of folks from the city, most of whom had never seen a farm before. While … …
A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone Her Local Bank.
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” … …
A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Pub.
A man and his dog walk into a pub. The landlord said, “Sorry, we don’t allow animals in here.” The man replied, “But my dog can talk. Will you let … …
A Man And His Wife Were Awakened At 3:00 Am.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud knocking on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunk stranger, … …
Johnny’s Mother Was Driving Her Old Beat-Up Car.
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. … …
Doctor Examining Old Lady Patient.
While examining his old lady patient, the doctor tells her: “Your eyes sight, hearing, heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see that little thing … …
An Elderly Man Goes Into His Doctors Office.
An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, “I’m sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have … …
A Man With A Great Dane And A Man.
A man with a great Dane and a man with a Chihuahua go to a local pub after their walk, but it had a sign that says “no pets allowed” … …
A Guy Was Lost In The Sahara Desert.
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image only … …
Two Nicely Dressed Old Ladies Happen To Start Up A Conversation.
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait at the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy … …