An Old Man Is Walking Along The Street.
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now” So … …
A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to … …
A 15 Year Old Little Johnny Comes Home.
A 15 year old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche His parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I bought … …
A Man Shows Trick To The Bartender.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then … …
An Old Woman Was Arrested For Shoplifting.
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting … …
Little Johnny’s Dad Went To The Supermarket.
Little Johnny’s dad went to the supermarket today , and was there for literally 5 minutes. When he came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So he … …
The Preacher’s Wife Was Expecting A Baby.
The preacher’s wife was expecting a baby; he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the preacher’s … …
A Guy Stops At A Little Cake Shop.
A guy stops at a little cake shop run by an elderly couple. He asks for a cup of coffee. The old man who was working the counter turns to … …
An Elderly Ladies Were Sitting In A Park Every Day.
An Elderly ladies were Sitting in a Park every day. A man is observing them daily as they talk and laugh loudly. One day he observed everybody was silent. There … …
Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence.
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad cow disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading … …