An Officer Pulled A Woman Over 4 Speeding.
An Officer pulled a woman over 4 speeding. She asked what was the problem. He replied “Ma’am you were going at least 90 in a 45 zone.” He then asked … …
Ted Was Going Bald.
Ted was going bald there was no two ways about it. Trying to cheer him up his wife Barbara bought him a toupee. Barbara was very excited to show off … …
Johnny Goes And Confronts His Lecturer.
After having failed his exam, a student name Little Johnny goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Little Johnny: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely … …
A Three-Year-Old Boy Went With His Dad.
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, “There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens.” … …
A Software Engineer Saw A Bull Pulling A Cart.
Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart. He was very surprised to see this scene and without stopping … …
A Couple Was Having Breakfast One Fine Morning.
An elderly couple was having breakfast one fine morning. when the wife ask her husband, “Are you going to marry right after I die?” What a depressing question? Here we … …
A Man Wakes Up And Looks At His Clock.
A man wakes up and looks at his clock. It is 7:07 am. He gets out of bed, goes downstairs and glances at his calendar. It says it is July … …
An Elderly Man Calls His Son Who Lives In Another City.
An elderly man calls his son who lives in another city and says: “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I … …
An Elderly Couple Had Just Learned How To Send Text Messages.
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. … …
This Husband Was Reading His Marriage Certificate.
Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband : Nothing. Wife: “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour” Husband : “I was looking for the expiration date.” If you … …