Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?” Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday … …
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, the wife notices a tear in her husband’s eye and asks if he’s getting … …
Little Johnny was late for school. The teacher asked him why, and Little Johnny explained it was because he met a man who had lost his wallet on the street. … …
A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she wants to jump out … …
Two elderly couples were having dinner. When one of the men says to the other man of the group, “Hey Stan, tell us about the college course you recently took!” … …
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in … …
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, … …
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog died. … …
Two men are waiting for a train. The younger man asks the older man for the time, but the older man ignores him. After a while, the younger man again … …
A spiritual Leader lay quietly. He was dying. The disciples had gathered around his bed and recited some holy verses trying to make his last journey divine and pleasant. They … …