A Husband Visits The Police Station.
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.” … …
Little Johnny’s Friend Gets His Comeuppance.
Little Johnny and Silly Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than your Father!” Billy … …
Two Shepherds Lean On Their Crooks.
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, how’s it going?” The second one sighed and shook his … …
Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence.
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I … …
There Was A Group Of Elderly Women Gathered.
There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The old women were asked, ‘How many of … …
Two Elderly Couples Were Having Dinner.
Two elderly couples were having dinner. When one of the men says to the other man of the group, “Hey Stan, tell us about the college course you recently took!” … …
A Couple Was Having Quarrel In A Lodge.
A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she wants to jump out … …
Johnny Was Late For School.
Little Johnny was late for school. The teacher asked him why, and Little Johnny explained it was because he met a man who had lost his wallet on the street. … …
An Elderly Man Sees An Old Friend Crying In A Bar.
An elderly man sees an old friend crying in a bar. He goes up to him and asks him how everything’s going in his life? “Wonderful,” his friend answers. “I … …
A 60-Year-Old Father Seemed To Be Losing His Hearing.
A man noticed that his 60-year-old father seemed to be losing his hearing. So he mentioned it to his mother. His mother didn’t bother about it much. When he asked … …