An Elderly Woman Walks Into A Bank.
An elderly woman walks into a bank in New York City before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you … …
Two Hunters From Moscow Charter A Small Plane.
Two Hunters From Moscow Charter A Small Plane To Fly. On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and ONE bear.” The … …
Little Johnny’s Father Knows About The Birds And The Bees.
Little Johnny’s father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what’s … …
A Lady Opened Her Refrigerator.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, “What are you doing in there?” she asked. The rabbit replied, “This is a Westinghouse, … …
Little Johnny Is Constantly Late.
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had it … …
The Husband Called The Wife On The phone.
The husband called the wife on the phone and said “Today I will bring dinner from the Second Wife”. He came home and knocked. And was knocked out! He is … …
Johnny Walks A Cow.
Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls … …
A Group Of Frogs Was Traveling Through The Woods.
As a group of frogs was traveling through the woods, two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs crowded around the pit and saw how deep … …
An Old Lady Has 3 Grown Up Sons.
An old lady has 3 grown-up sons who each bought her a present for her milestone birthday. The first son, who had made it big in life, bought his old … …
An Old Lady Is Turning 100.
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems. Since she … …