Two Police Officers Saw An Old Woman.
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her … …
The Woodland Animals Decide To Open A Public Restroom.
The woodland animals decide to open a public restroom. They all participate as best they can to build it, and Owl, the mayor of the woods gives it to the … …
The Conversation Between Englishman And Welshman.
Englishman: “Thats your Dog”..?? Welshman: “Aye”. Englishman: “Mind if I Speak to him”..?? Welshman: “Dog don’t Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, how’s it going”..?? Dog: “Doing All Right, Thanks”. Welshman: (Look … …
Dad Asked The Little Johnny About The Grammar Class.
Dad: Why did the Grammar teacher slap you yesterday…? Little Johnny : Just wanted to clear my doubt… I asked her a valid question, for which she had no answer… … …
A Newlywed Couple Lies In Bed.
A newlywed couple lies in bed, and the husband curiously asks his wife about the number of men she has been with. Despite his inquiry, the woman remains silent, her … …
An Old Man Is Invited To A Xmas Party.
An old man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn’t know what to wear to hide his head and … …
An Old Man Is Walking Along The Street.
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now” So … …
At A Mental Hospital Doctor Ask Old Man.
At A Mental Hospital: Doctor: “What is this?” Mad old Man: “This is a book I wrote. Total of 500 pages.” Doctor: “You wrote 500 pages? Woooooow, What did you … …
A Teacher Was Helping One Of Her Kindergarten Students.
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students. Little Johnny put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, … …
Two Elderly People Living In A Florida.
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of … …