Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table.
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my … …
A Sunday School Teacher Was Teaching Her Class.
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. “All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into … …
Tom Finally Decided To Tie The Knot.
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife … …
A Man And His Wife Are Traveling In The Middle East.
A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.” After a long silence, the … …
A Police Dog Responds To An Ad For Work.
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. The examiner explains that the position is meant for a human, but he agrees to test the dog … …
Little Johnny Failed His Math Test.
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his father … …
A Couple Was Christmas Shopping At The Mall.
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and … …
Three Dinosaurs Come Across A Magical Lamp.
Three dinosaurs come across a magical lamp. The first dinosaur rubs it and a genie appears. “I have three wishes. One for each of you,” the genie says. The first … …
A Rancher Has The Largest Bull In Texas.
One rancher has the largest bull in Texas and the second rancher has the best milking cow in the county. They decide to mate the two and split the offspring … …
Frank And John Left The Bar After A Long Night.
Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in … …