A Wise Old Man Was Sitting At The River Bank.
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning. The man decided to … …
A Man Was Being Interviewed For A Post Of A Commando.
A man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army! Interviewer: We want a person with suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of … …
Little Johnny Was Ordered To Lead In Prayer.
At Dinner Little Jhonny Was Ordered To Lead In Prayer. Little Jhonny: “But I Dont Know How To Pray?” Dad: “Just Pray For Your Family Members, Friends And Neighbours, The … …
A Lost Dog Strays Into A Jungle.
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution “this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before”. So the lion … …
A Farmer’s Donkey Fell Down Into A Well.
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the … …
A Zookeeper Is Ordering New Animals.
A zookeeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “Two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right, so he tries “Two mongoose,” then “two mongooses.” Giving up, he … …
An Old Man In Miami Calls Up His Son.
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what … …
Mr Horse Has Always Wanted To Play The Guitar.
Mr Horse has always wanted to play the guitar… So he starts going for lessons and after a few months, he is quite good so he calls on his friend … …
The Town Newspaper Prints Pretty Much Every Little Story.
It’s a small town and not much happens most days, so the town newspaper prints pretty much every little story. But the editor just can’t believe it one day when … …
Anna Was 79 Years Old And Lived On The Third Floor.
Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house. Despite her age, she was still a real pistol packin’ mama. However, one day she … …