Petly Town

A Father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless … …

A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat … …

Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask … …

An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite. She thanked him and … …

An elderly woman cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage Realizing her mistake, she starts praying to God. “Lord, I know what I did was wrong, but my … …

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North city. He saw a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As … …

A couple were out doing some Christmas shopping together. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife emerged from a shoe and handbag shop, she was surprised to find … …

The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least … …

An old man decides he wants to meet his grandson before he dies. He lives in the wilderness like a hermit so he hardly ever meets anyone. So he invites … …

An old man spends a fortune on a horse that is supposed to be an amazing stallion. He is told the horse will impregnate 20-30 female horses. He brings the … …