A Hat-Seller Who Passed By A Forest.
There was once a hat-seller who passed by a forest on his way back from the market. The weather was very hot and so he decided to take a nap … …
The Old Man Sat Down In The Orthopaedic Surgeon’s Office.
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopaedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least … …
A Jumbo Jet Coming Into The Toronto.
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on our final descent into … …
Little Johnny Comes Home Proudly.
A boy Little Johnny comes home proudly announces to his parents “Mom, dad, the teacher asked the class a question today and I was the only one who knew the … …
Ted Was Going Bald.
Ted was going bald there was no two ways about it. Trying to cheer him up his wife Barbara bought him a toupee. Barbara was very excited to show off … …
Santa And His Two Friends Are Talking At A Bar.
Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, ‘I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came … …
A Farmer’s Wife Is In Bed.
A farmer’s wife is in bed when all of a sudden her drunk husband burst through the door with a sheep under his arm He looks at her and slurs … …
A Mother Mouse And A Baby Mouse Are Walking.
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when, all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse says, “BARK!!” and the cat runs away. The … …
A Man Who Worked For The Post Office.
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a … …
The Old Man Was Quite Sleepy.
The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish me … …