Bob’s Wife Sally Called Their Insurance Agent.
Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000. “Hold on just a second there, that’s not the … …
Johnny, Aged 7, Came Home.
Little Johnny, aged 7, came home from school one day and asked his dad: “Daddy, where do I come from?” His poor father started sweating, knowing that one day his … …
A Husband Found The Aladin’s Lamp.
Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh…luv u so much.. Did … …
These Two Little Boys Were Chatting.
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What’s yours?”, asked the first boy. Tommy”, replied the … …
A Lady Was Picking Through The Frozen Turkeys.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store. But couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get … …
Two Hunters Went Moose Hunting.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a fool-proof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call … …
An Old Farmer Decided He Wanted To Go To Town.
An old farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer … …
An Elderly Guy Was At A Bar.
An elderly guy was at a bar and needed to fart. He controlled himself for almost half an hour and couldn’t leave the bar because he didn’t want to lose … …
Wife Sent Text To Husband.
Wife sent text to husband. “Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep … …
The Baby Pigeon Flying A Long Distance.
The baby pigeon complained to his mother before flying a long distance, ‘I can’t make it, I’ll get too tired.’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll tie a piece of … …