Wife Questioned Her Husband About His Secretary.
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did she dress today? Husband:Very … …
An Old Man With Hearing Problems Crashed His Car.
An old man with hearing problems crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give … …
A Man And Woman Had Been Married For More Than 60 Years.
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except … …
An Interviewer Asked The Question To A Farmer.
Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cows produce? Farmer: which one, black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: And the white … …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re … …
A Man Was Driving.
A man was driving along a rural road. one day when he saw a three-legged chicken running down the road. He was amused enough to drive alongside it for a … …
A Lady Opened Her Refrigerator.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, “What are you doing in there?” she asked. The rabbit replied, “This is a Westinghouse, … …
An Elderly Man Told His Wife.
An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an aeroplane. Let’s do it, she said ok. They went to the airport … …
The Devout Cowboy Lost His Favourite Bible.
The devout cowboy lost his favourite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its … …
A Small Farm Boy Milking His Cow.
A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging toward him. As horrified workers nearby watched, Little Johnny calmly … …