A Middle-Aged Couple had Two Beautiful Daughters.
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got … …
Alex Sees An Ad In The Newspaper.
Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the circus. A … …
An Old Johnny Goes Into The Car Showroom.
An Old Johnny Goes Into The Car Showroom. So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car he wants to buy: Old Johnny asks the salesman not … …
An Old Man Of About 70 Years Age Went To The Bank.
An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite. She thanked him and … …
A Little Old Lady Went To Buy Cat Food.
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the cashier: “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you without … …
Johnny Was Sitting In The Hall Of The School.
Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: “How do you put an elephant … …
A Bat Teaches His Three Children How To Suck Blood.
A bat teaches his three children how to suck blood… After teaching them, he orders them away to test their abilities The first of the children return, filled with blood … …
Dan Married One Of A Pair Of Identical Twins.
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce: “Tell the court why you want a divorce.” The … …
Little Johnny’s Father Knows About The Birds And The Bees.
Little Johnny’s father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what’s … …
A Teacher Of Preschoolers Was Concerned That His Student.
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his student might be a little confused about Jesus Christ . He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth … …