Husband Tells The Wife.
Husband tells the wife that he is going for a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, “Darling, let’s pray together before you leave.” … …
A Man, A Squirrel, And 2 Bees Are Going On A Road Trip.
A man, a squirrel, and 2 bees are going on a road trip. On the road, they run out of gas so the man pulls over. One of the bees … …
A Shark Sees A Squid Swimming.
A shark swimming under a Bridge sees a Squid swimming towards him: “How ya goin’ Squid?” He said. In a feeble voice, the Squid replied. “Not too good Mr Shark.” … …
Three Old Men Visit The Doctor.
Three elderly gentlemen, Eddie, Jenkins and Martin go to the doctor for their memory test. It’s a miracle they remembered the appointment: Anyway, the doctor starts by asking… “Eddie, what … …
An Elderly Wealthy Man Walks Into A Bank.
An elderly wealthy man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs … …
Little Johnny Is Always Being Teased By The Neighborhood.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little … …
A Couple Drove Down A Country Road.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their … …
A Small Tourist Hotel Has An Afternoon Wedding.
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was … …
Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies Are Sitting.
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, “You know Mr. O’Shea, we’ve had great sport together for many … …
An Arrogant Professor Gets A Seat Beside An Old Man.
An arrogant professor boards a plane and gets a seat beside an old man. Mid-flight, the professor decides to play a game with the old man and prove he’s intellectually … …