Petly Town

  An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside … …

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope, nary a one.” … …

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told … …

An elderly Pastor Joe knew that ole Ben was a Saturday night boozer. He always came to church on Sunday morning but always fell asleep from his Saturday night binges. … …

A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station: A man approached him and asked. “Sonny, can you tell me … …

A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and … …

A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re … …

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, “I once was a handsome prince until an … …

An elderly Pastor Joe knew that ole Ben was a Saturday night boozer. He always came to church on Sunday morning but always fell asleep from his Saturday night binges. … …

An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor. “No food agrees with … …