A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant. –
A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat it!” … …
An Elderly Snake Went To The Doctor And Told Him. –
An elderly snake went to the doctor and told him: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad, I can’t see to hunt any more. I think I need a pair … …
A Woman Came Home, Screeching Her Car Into The Driveway.
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your … …
The Local News Station Was Interviewing An Old Lady.
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it … …
Doctor Examining Old Lady Patient.
While examining his old lady patient, the doctor tells her: “Your eyes sight, hearing, heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see that little thing … …
St Peter Is Receptionist At The Entrance.
The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. – A cat shows up. St Peter says “I know you! You were a very nice … …
A Vain Lion Thinking About The Other Animals.
A vain lion wanted to find out why the other animals were not as beautiful as he. First he asked a giraffe. The giraffe did not know. Next, the lion … …
An Elderly Couple Walk Into A Restaurant.
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts … …
A Little Old Lady Was Walking Her Dog Around A Lake.
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted … …
Alan Saw A Homeless Man.
Alan Saw a homeless man & He asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze? He said no he hadn’t had a beer in years. Then Alan … …