An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think … …
An Old Man Stranded On A Deserted Island.
One day an old man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship”, he … …
Johnny Was Brought To Court.
Johnny was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and … …
Wife Questioned Her Husband About His New Secretary.
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did she dress today? Husband:Very … …
A Lady Fixed Her Husband A Special Meal For His Birthday.
A lady fixed her husband a special meal for his birthday. After dinner she fixed him a pitcher of martinis then poured him a drink. Then she left to pick … …
A Man With An Elephant Walks Into A Movie Theatre.
One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theatre: “I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir.” The manager says. “Oh, I assure you, he’s … …
An Eagle Swoops Down From The Sky.
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s butt and … …
An Old Man Murphy Showed Up At Mass.
An Old Man Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life: After Mass, … …
A Man Was Complaining To The Old Lady.
An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole bun of fresh … …
Little Johnny Was Back To School After The Holidays. –
Little Johnny was back to school after the holidays. After a few days, his teacher called up Little Johnny’s father as he was not behaving in school. Here’s the … …