A DEA Agent Stopped At A Ranch.
A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch and talked to an old rancher… He told the rancher ‘I need to inspect your property for illegally grown drugs.’ The rancher said, … …
A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog.
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog died. … …
A Lady Was Very Concerned About Her Missing Parrot.
There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911. “You gotta help me find my parrot!” The operator … …
A Woman Walked Into The Kitchen.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” He responded. “Oh, killing any?” … …
Johnny Brought Home His History Test.
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her son got 90 in … …
Husband Texts To Wife On Cell.
Husband texts to wife on cell.. Hi, what are you doing Darling? Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can I live without U? Wife: … …
Wife Calls A Husband.
H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. … …
A Husband Tells The Wife.
Husband tells the wife that he is going for a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, “Darling, let’s pray together before you leave.” … …
Once Upon A Time Their Was Three Bears.
Once upon a time their was three bears. They decide to take a walk in the woods as their porridge cools. When they get back they are surprised. Daddy bear … …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re … …