Abe And Esther Are Flying To Australia.
An old couple, Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and … …
Senior Citizens Were Sitting Around Talking.
A group of Sun City Senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can barely hold a cup of coffee”, said one. “Yes, … …
A Man And His Wife Arrive From A Trip.
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The waiter sits them and … …
L.Johnny Looked So Sad.
Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework again.” “Well, uh, yes it … …
A Man With An Elephant Walks Into A Movie Theatre.
One day a man with an elephant walks into a movie theatre: “I’m afraid I can’t let your elephant in here, sir.” The manager says. “Oh, I assure you, he’s … …
A Wise Old Man Was Sitting At The River Bank.
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning. The man decided to … …
An Old Man Had Been Driving All Night.
An old man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination: He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park … …
An Old Man Is Stumbling Through The Woods.
An old man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk, When he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently … …
A Software Engineer Saw A Bull Pulling A Cart.
Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart. He was very surprised to see this scene and without stopping … …
A Football Team Was On The Field During Practice.
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. “Are you crazy,” hollered … …