A Husband And Wife Are Sitting On The Couch.
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up … …
Johnny Was Sitting In The Hall.
Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: “How do you put an elephant … …
Two Men At A Bus Stop Started A Conversation.
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have family problems?” Listen to … …
Johnny And His Mum Are Waiting At The Bus Stop.
When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks how old you … …
A Millionaire, Who Collected Live Alligators.
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. … …
A Man Owns A Farm Which Has The Strongest Rabbits.
A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks him “How do you … …
An Old Couple Drives Into A Gas Station.
Traveling through the country, an old couple drives into a gas station. The attendant asks the old man, “Where you folks from? I know everybody in this town.” The old … …
An Elderly Couple Found A Bag Full Of Money.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to … …
The Old Lady Handed Her Bank Card To A Bank.
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” … …
Tim Decided To Tie The Knot With His Girlfriend.
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After … …