An Angry Wife Was Complaining About Her Husband.
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What will you have?” he … …
A Lady Approaches Her Priest.
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do … …
Little Johnny And Jenny Are Only 10 Years Old.
Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old and know that they’re madly in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to … …
A Lady Was Walking Down The Street.
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her: – “Hey … …
An Old Lady Went To Buy Cat Food.
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the clerk, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you without … …
This Old Lady Walks Into The Doctor’s Office.
This old lady walks into the Doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with farting. It’s not really a social problem, because you can’t … …
A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar.
A gorilla walks into a bar The gorilla walks past the barkeeper and takes a seat. The Barkeeper is confused and scared at the same time. *”A gorilla in my … …
An Old Lady Received A New Radio.
This letter was sent to a High School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as … …
An Old Lady Has 3 Grown Up Sons.
An old lady has 3 grown-up sons who each bought her a present for her milestone birthday. The first son, who had made it big in life, bought his old … …
A Lion Stands Upon His Rock.
A lion stands upon his rock and lets out a large roar. Immediately, every animal goes up to the lion and crowds around him. “I have heard rumours from one … …