A Farmer’s Donkey Fell Down Into A Well.
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the … …
Two Donkeys Were Talking About Their Owners.
Two donkeys were talking about their owners: The first one said “My owner is so harassing, he beats me often” The second donkey: “Why don’t you leave your owner?” First … …
A Couple Had Two Little Boys.
A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any … …
A Couple Goes In A Bar.
A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds, “Who is he?” The wife answers, “Well, five years ago, he was my … …
The Conversation Between Husband And Wife.
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier? Wife: But there are poor … …
The Telephone Rang At Little Johnny’s House.
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers ”Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says “ Hello, is your Dad … …
A City Man, Tired Of The Rat Race.
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found … …
A Six-Year-Old Boy Was Standing With His Father.
A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father was telling the boy how dangerous polar bears were and … …
An Old Man Went To The Bank.
An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite. She thanked him and … …
A 100-Year-Old Man Was Having A Birthday Party.
A 100-year-old man was having a big birthday party at his nursing home. A TV crew was there to interview the man on this special day. “Please tell our audience … …