Two Guys Are Walking Through The Woods.
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. “Wow…that looks deep.” “Sure does… toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it … …
A Couple Of Old Guys Were Golfing.
A couple of old guys were golfing, when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. T for a new set of dentures the next morning. His elderly … …
An Elderly Couple Learned How To Send Text Messages.
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. … …
A Woman Saw An Ad In The Local Newspaper For Dog.
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to … …
Two Dogs Are Sitting In A Bar.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, “wanna hear a joke?” The second dog says “sure!” The first dog says “knock knock.” The second says… WOOF WOOF … …
An Elderly Men Were Venting Their Frustrations.
A couple of elderly men were venting their frustrations about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn passwords,” grumbled one of them. The … …
Two Elderly People Living In A Florida.
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of … …
A Woman Told Her Husband About The Dream.
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll … …
Johnny Was Attending His First Wedding.
A little boy Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Johnny responded. His cousin was … …
An Old Man Goes To A Doctor.
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat down on the couch … …