Husband (A Doctor) And His Wife Are Having A Fight.
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, ‘And you are no good in bed either,’ … …
A Lady Walks Into A Bar With A Goose.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?” Then … …
An Old Woman Received A Friend Request.
Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old: I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my … …
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Park.
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you … …
An Old Man Wants To Meet His Grandson.
An old man decides he wants to meet his grandson before he dies. He lives in the wilderness like a hermit so he hardly ever meets anyone. So he invites … …
A Wife Was Making A Breakfast.
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful … CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my Gosh!! … …
Two Aussies Were Out Hunting.
Two Aussies were out hunting in the outback and came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size. The first said, “Wow, … …
An Atheist Was Seated Next To A Dusty Old Cowboy.
An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you … …
Teacher Fell Asleep In Class.
Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy: “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?” Teacher: “No I am not sleeping in … …
A Middle-Aged Couple Had Two Beautiful Daughters.
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted: The wife got … …