The Grandmother of a just got married grandson phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma. The delighted Grandma started giving instructions how to … …
An old man feels like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I feel like a … …
One day Billy called the little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you … …
Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, “Honey, would you like to join … …
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag … …
Once there was a fly sitting on a lawnmower handle soaking up the sun. All of a sudden a little boy came running out of the house, eating a … …
A man is driving past a farm when he runs over a rooster. He feels bad about it, so he collects the rooster and goes to knock on the door … …
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport: After verifying his seat number … …
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back … …
Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? … …