An Atheist Was Seated Next To A Dusty Old Cowboy.
An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if … …
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A Young Lady Came Home From A Date.
One evening, a young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her … …
A Herd Of Cows And Two Bulls Are Eating Grass.
A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the cows … …
Elsie, An Elderly Lady, Stopped To Drive Into A Parking.
Elsie, an elderly lady, stopped to drive into a parking space, When a young man in his brand new red BMW drove around her and parked in the space that … …
Husband Was Sipping His Whisky.
Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” … …
A Father And Little Johnny Went Fishing.
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked … …
Buddy And His Friend Tom Went Out Hunting.
Buddy and his friend Tom went out hunting and since this was Tom’s first time ever he was following Buddy’s lead. Buddy saw a small herd of deer and told … …
An Old Geezer Became Very Bored.
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for … …
Johnny And Susie, Each Five Years Old.
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad to ask for … …
A Man Dumped His Wife.
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his … …