A Man And Woman Were Having Problems.
A man and woman were having marriage problems and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went … …
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A Teacher Is Teaching Third Graders.
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa . Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa . Kevin: ELEPHANT. Teacher: Very good, … …
An Elderly Couple Were Getting A Lot More Forgetful.
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told … …
An Old Farmer Who Grew Excellent Quality Corn.
There was an old farmer who grew excellent quality corn. Every year he won the award for the best grown corn. One year a news reporter interviewed him and … …
The Professor Showed A Large Cage With A Male Rat.
It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it: The rat was in the middle of the cage. … …
A Herd Of Cows And Two Bulls Are Eating Grass.
A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the cows … …
An Old Lady Is Turning 100.
An old lady is turning 100 She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems. Since she … …
An Old Lady In A Parking Space.
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was … …
A Lion Was Getting Married.
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished the lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended … …
A Horse Is In A Pub Having A Few Beers.
A horse in in a pub having a few beers when he spots a donkey in the corner, so he goes over for a chat…. The donkey asks “What do … …