The Newlywed Wife Said To Her Husband.
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we re going to be three in this house … …
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A Student And A Teacher Are Arguing.
A university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said: ‘A swan shan’t … …
Four Elderly Guys Were At A Campsite.
Four elderly guys were at a campsite. They had to bunk two to a room but no one wanted to share with Daryl because he snored so badly. They … …
Two Old Men Have Been Friends.
Two 90-year-old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, … …
Two Football Players Were Taking An Important Final Exam.
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following … …
A Jersey-Less Hero On The Football Field.
An earwig was in the football team as a sub and they were drawing. One of his teammates got injured and the coach told the earwig to go on. … …
Johnny Is Always Being Teased By Boys.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbourhood boys for being stupid. Their favourite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime … …
Tim Bring His Wife A Little Gift.
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed … …
Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table.
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in … …
A Girl Was Pampering A Horse.
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the gen!t@@@@@@1 of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and … …