Funny

A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle n!pples. The machine … …

An old miser, due to his terrible cheapness, had no friends nor family. Just before he died he called his doctor, his lawyer and a minister to come see … …

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at the end of the … …

A woman golfer having many wrinkles from numerous hours in the sun playing golf decided to have a facelift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good … …

We sometimes hear the expression: “what you see is what you get.” Basically, it is telling us that whatever is in front of our eyes is exactly what is there. … …

Seamus the farmer had a nagging wife.She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing. One day while in … …

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her: After following along for a … …

A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked. … …

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body … …

A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow’s final exam: “Now listen to me, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I … …