Funny

Little Johnny is sitting in class one day, and the teacher is going to go over agricultural stuff, like farms, and whatnot. So she asks the class how does a … …

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I … …

There was an elderly man visiting a doctor for his check-up. As he was leaving he asked the doctor if he could recommend a specialist for his wife. “What’s wrong … …

Mr. Jacobs, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during class, “Miss Arnold, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the … …

The teacher at the beginning of the class says: “OK kids, we are going to talk about s*xual education today. First, we’ll talk about how human reproduction goes on…” … …

A woman died and found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think it is? … …

Little Johnny is sitting in class one day, and the teacher is going to go over agricultural stuff, like farms, and whatnot. So she asks the class how does … …

There was a boy, whose family was very wealthy. One day his father took him on a trip to the country, where he aimed to show his son, how … …

There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zookeeper decided as a treat that she could … …

Two guys meet: “Where were you lost my friend? says one of them.” “Well, I took my kids to the zoo…” “And what kind of animals did you see there?” … …