An Old Man Is Walking Past This House. –
An old man is walking past this house when a used c0ndom comes flying out of the second-story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely … …
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An Elderly Man With A Winking Problem. –
An elderly man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This … …
A Young Man Married A Beautiful Woman. –
A young man married a beautiful woman who had married and divorced 10 other men. On their wedding night she told her new husband “Please be gentle, I’m still … …
93-year-old Woman Was Heartlessly Dragged Out of Senior Facility by Cops because She Was Late To Pay Her Rent
JuanᎥta FᎥtgerald, 93, was left sʜᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ and embarrassed after beᎥng Fᴏʀᴄiʙʟʏ dragged out of the property by ᴄops. 93-year-old JuanᎥta FᎥtgerald was ғᴏʀᴄᴇғᴜʟʟʏ removed from her FlorᎥda lᎥvᎥng faᴄᎥlᎥty by … …
A Teacher Was Explaining The Christmas Story. –
The Sunday School teacher was explaining the Christmas story to some small children: So he asked his class. “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raised his hand and said. “He’s … …
The Seven Dwarfs Go To The Vatican. –
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. ‘Grumpy, my … …
Ben Went On Safari With His Wife. –
Ben went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, Betty awoke to find her mother missing from camp. She rushed … …
Two Old Guys Were Seating On A Park Bench. –
Two old guys Bob aged 87 and Harry aged 80 were seating on a park bench. Bob had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. … …
Daughter suddenly wakes up and says 7 words while her parents plan her
10-year-old Abby Furᴄo was on her ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜʙᴇᴅ after she had been fᎥghtᎥng rare ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ wᎥth only a mere 20 perᴄent ᴄhanᴄe of survᎥval. It devastated her parents, Patty and Joe … …
A Elderly Woman In Her Forties Went To A Plastic Surgeon. –
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The KEY,” Where a small key is … …