Ole and Sven are elderly friends who die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says … …
An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He’s hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. … …
Paddy and Mick worked together in the factory and were both laid off. At the unemployment office, Paddy was … …
An old woman tells her husband that if he walks across the kitchen floor after she mops again she’s going to k*ll him. The next time she mops the kitchen … …
A man’s car breaks down in the middle of the night. He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an … …
A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up. “I have an idea!” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, … …
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked. “Guys … …
After both of them crawl out of their cars, the rabbi looks and the priest and says: “Look at that! Both of our cars are completely demolished, and yet here … …
There’s this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he … …
On Little Johnny’s first day of school, The teacher asked Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he doesn’t know. So his teacher told him to go home and find … …