A Billionaire Buys An Elephant
Two billionaire friends meet. After a casual conversation, one of them finally asks: So, how’s your home life?The other answers: Couldn’t be better! I bought an elephant! The other guy … …
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Henry Would Have Recurring Nightmares That Someone Was Attempting To Break Into His House
There was a man named Henry who would having recurring nightmares that someone was attempting to break into his house. While the nightmare would always end with the burglar failing … …
Little Johnny’s Mom Driving Her Car On The Highway.
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. … …
He Was Bullied For Not Being Able To Read Until One Stranger Helped Him Change That
“What’s the Nicest thing a stranger has ever done for you?” It’s a question that was asked on the internet, and people provided all sorts of wonderful stories that will … …
Johnny Kept Disrupting His Third Grade Class.
This Is Truly Hilarious. Little Johnny kept disrupting his third-grade class by regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited … …
A Elderly Woman In Her Forties Went To A Plastic Surgeon.
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The KEY,” Where a small key is placed … …
An Old Prospector Shuffled Into The Town.
An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his … …
Loretta Asked The Students. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind.
One day, in an effort to help stir up a class full of listless students, Loretta asked the students to each come up and put on the blackboard something that … …
Two Old Ladies Are Sitting On A Park Bench
Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench smoking cigarettes when it starts to rainOne of the ladies reaches into her purse and pulls out a condo.m. “Helen! What … …
Two Old Guys Were Seating On A Park Bench.
Two old guys Bob aged 87 and Harry aged 80 were seating on a park bench. Bob had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. Harry … …