Funny

An elderly female business executive was late for a meeting. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40. A cop pulls her over and … …

The elderly women Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, passed away She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was … …

There was a Rabbit, a Turtle, and a Lizard. The three of them were thinking of a way to get rich. OK, I’ve got it says the Turtle we … …

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, … …

A woman came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn’t know why she was jumping for … …

Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home. She wanted to discuss his poor performance … …

A father passing by his Little Johnny bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up … …

John hoisted his beer mug and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the … …

One Saturday afternoon the grasshopper, the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the grasshopper’s house drinking beer. They ran out of beer before they were ready to quit … …

Lil Johnny is walking a sheep through the town. The Mayor stops and asks Lil Johnny what he is doing. “Silly Billy has a boy sheep and I’m taking … …