An Alabama Sheriff Went Fishing. –
An Alabama sheriff went fishing on his day off. As he sat on the riverbank, Little Johnny came walking by. Spying a frog, Little Johnny grabbed it, took out … …
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This Veteran’s Wheelchair Fell Apart While He Was Shopping. But Never Expected This From The Employees.
Story told by Michael Sulsona of Graniteville: “In 1971, I stepped on a land mine in Vietnam and lost both legs above the knee. For the past two years, I … …
A Butcher Is In His Shop. –
A butcher is in his shop busily serving customers when all of a sudden he notices a dog. He shoos him away, but later he notices the dog is … …
A Wise Old Man Was Sitting At The River. –
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning. The man decided … …
A Tour Bus Driver Is Driving With A Bus Load. –
A tour bus driver is driving with a busload of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him … …
Two Elderly People Living In A Florida Mobile Home Park. –
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number … …
A Dude-up City Biker Walks Into A Tavern. –
A dude-up city biker walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis, SD. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring blankly … …
Three Mice Are Bragging To Each Other In A Bar. –
Three mice are bragging to each other in a bar. The first one brags, “I am one badass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the … …
A Man And A Mouse Get Drunk.
A man and a mouse get drunk in a bar… Finally, the barman tells them that the bar is closing, so they go out and sing a song together in … …
A Wife Asks Her Husband. –
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died … …