An Old Lady Went Into A Bar In Dallas. –
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever … …
Funny
An Old Lady Was Stopped To Pull Into A Parking Space. –
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space, when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she … …
A Married Couple Was In A Terrible Accident. –
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body … …
Johnny Was With His Mom As She Was Driving Her Old Beat-Up Car. –
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by … …
An Old Man Wants A Job. –
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says. “Without using … …
Noah Lets All The Animals Off The Ark. –
Noah lets all the animals off the ark and tells them, “Go forth, and multiply.” A year later, he goes around to all the animals to see how they’re … …
A Man Is Surprised To See A Parrot Strapped In Next To Him. –
On reaching the plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks, … …
A Small Tourist Hotel Was All Abuzz About An Afternoon Wedding. –
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling … …
An Irish Guy Goes On A Skiing Trip. –
An Irish guy goes on a skiing trip to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes, he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After … …
It Was Saturday Evening In The Nursing Home.
It was Saturday evening in the nursing home: An old man, who was feeling rather frisky, looked over and said to the old lady sitting next to him. “I know … …