When You Are No Longer Friends With Someone
When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you. It’s Called Integrity. Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody’s going to … …
Funny
This Wealthy Couple Is Employing A Housemaid. –
This wealthy couple is employing a housemaid. She decides to ask for a raise. She goes to the lady and asks: “Ma’am, I’d like a raise.” The lady responds: … …
Hug Them With My Prayers
When my arms can’t reach people who are close to my heart, I always hug them with my prayers. “The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective.” Anonymous … …
A Teacher Is Teaching A Class. –
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you … …
Why A Man Should Never Complain
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear … …
An Elderly Texan Went To The City. –
An Elderly Texan went to the city and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into a fancy department store and when asked by a sweet … …
A Cowboy Has His Horse Stolen. –
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town. His throat is parched, so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and goes in for … …
A Group Of Animals Were Complaining About Their Lives –
God received a delegation of animals complaining about their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and an ostrich. The elephant complained, “Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK … …
Secretary Plans A Surprise Party For Her Boss. –
Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my … …
Little Johnny Went For An Exam. –
At the start of the exam, the invigilator says, “You have exactly 2 hours. I will not accept any papers after this time has elapsed.” Two hours later, the … …