Use Kind Words or be Silent
Never say mean words out of anger. Your anger will pass. But your mean words can scar a person for life. So use kind words or be silent. “When the … …
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3 things to keep private
3 things to keep private. Love life, income and next move. I have a private life in which I do not permit interference. It must be respected. Once you expose … …
Stop speaking instead of apologizing
You ever notice people would rather stop speaking to you instead of apologizing when they’re wrong. Avoidance is always a good sign of guilt – treat them with the contempt … …
I Am Too Old To Worry About Who Likes Me
I’m too old to worry about who likes me and who dislikes me. I have more important things to do. If you love me, I love you. If you support … …
No one is more real than your Mom. She’ll tell you how it is to your face …
No one is more real than your Mom. She’ll tell you how it is to your face, but pray for you behind your back. “Mother is a verb. It’s something … …
A Sweet Old Lady Is Making Lunch. –
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favourite: a sandwich … …
An Old Woman Walks Into A Tattoo Shop. –
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would … …
A Man From The City Decided To Buy Himself A Pig. –
A man from the city decided to buy himself a pig, so he took a drive in the country until he came across a sign reading, “Pigs for Sale.” … …
A Kansas Farm Wife Called The Local Phone Company To Report Her Telephone. –
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, When it did … …
The Wife And I Were Quiet And Thoughtful. –
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, ” When I die, would you … …