I Love My Children
I will always need my children. They made me laugh, cry, made me proud, drove me crazy. They are my forever friends. “I love my children. That will never change. … …
Funny
An Old Man Was Driving.
An Old man was driving along in his beat-up old Dodge when suddenly it broke down. He was parked on the side of the road, trying to fix it, when a … …
Never judge anyone by appearance
Beauty isn’t about having a pretty face it’s about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and a pretty soul. “A beautiful woman is one with a beautiful heart. … …
An Old Man Driving Along With The Highway. –
An old man driving along with the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into … …
No one is perfect in this world
‘No one is perfect… that’s why pencils have erasers.’ Sorry I’m not perfect but I’m not fake either. “Perfection is a goal that will forever remain impossible for any human … …
A Man Is Driving Along A Highway. –
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately, the rabbit … …
A Man Is Driving Down The Highway Past A Farm. –
A man is driving down the highway past a farm. He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer screwing a sheep. He is utterly disgusted. A minute … …
A Man Returns Home A Day Early. –
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The … …
A Teacher At A Polytechnic College Reminded Her Pupils Of Tomorrow’s Final Exam. –
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow’s final exam: “Now listen to me, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I … …
Three Old Ladies, Gertrude, Maude And Tilly, Were Sitting On A Park. –
Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached … …