Funny

A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey, Gus, do we … …

A little bird fell out of the nest and went to explore the surrounding world. Soon he meets a large, hairy animal and asks: “Hello, I’m a little bird. … …

Little Johnny was sitting on his backyard swing set with some of his sixth-grade schoolmates one Saturday when they started to tell some jokes to each other. Little Susie … …

Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father says, “We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won’t … …

It was high time that Paddy got married. So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife for their son: The … …

The science teacher was discussing insects in her biology class for the kids. She said, “moths always fly with their legs apart. Can anybody tell me why?” Many of … …

The lady found out that the Dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, So she took it to the Veterinarian. The Vet found that the problem was Hair in the … …

Two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparents’ home. When it was time for bed, the two boys knelt down and began to say some prayers. Suddenly, … …

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every … …