A Couple Selected The Theme Verse For Their Wedding. –
A couple was trying to select the best theme verse to emphasize the theme of their wedding. After spending a couple of time searching together, they settled for 1 … …
Funny
A Farmer Separated The Bulls. –
A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the mating season a few days later. He built a wall with barbed wires on top. A young … …
Two Elderly Ladies Of The Night Got Pulled Over. –
A couple of old, entrepreneurial pros!tutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read: “Two Prostitutes – $50.00.” A police officer, seeing … …
Two Older Fellows Were Playing A Round Of Golf. –
Two older fellows were playing a round of golf on a nice summer’s day. Suddenly, one man told the other, “My word, there seems to be something stuck in … …
A Couple Drove Down A Country Road. –
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede … …
The Young Male Racehorse Came From A Long Line. –
The young male racehorse came from a long line of winners and did wonderfully in time trials. However, in actual races, he proved a little too romantic, and could … …
L.Johnny Was Going To His Father’s House. –
Little Johnny was going to his father’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon. He was walking … …
Husband And Wife Go On the Golf Course. –
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.” His … …
Morris A Ninety-Year Old Man Lived In A Retirement Home. –
Morris a ninety-year-old man lived in a retirement home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favourite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. … …
An Old Man Had A Dog He Just Loved. –
An old man had a dog he just loved, But the dog had the bad habit of attacking anything that moved including people. His friends told him that if … …