Tom Went Fishing.
Tom went fishing this morning, but after a short time, he ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a cottonmouth with a … …
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An Elderly Man Goes To The Doctor.
An elderly man goes to the doctor and says: “Doctor I swallowed a key. Can you please get it out of my belly?” The doctor asks: “When did you … …
An Old Lawyer Diagnosed With A Terminal Illness.
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you. After much thought … …
A Little Old Lady Answered A Knock On Her Door.
A little old lady answered a knock on her door one day to find a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man. “If … …
A Man’s Wife Doesn’t Come Home.
A man’s wife doesn’t come home one night. The next morning, she tells her husband, “I slept over at a friend’s house.” Suspicious, the husband calls all of her … …
Tom Went Fishing This Morning.
Tom went fishing this morning, but after a short time, he ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a cottonmouth with a frog … …
The Class Is Having A Guessing Game.
The class is having a guessing game and the teacher asks, “OK, what do you call someone who keeps on talking even though nobody else is interested anymore?” Little Johnny … …
A Young Man Was Walking Through A Supermarket.
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things, when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her … …
A Husband Sends His Wife Bunch Of Presents.
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was … …
Little Johnny’s Clever Interpretation Of Chemistry Class!
Teacher asks, “Who can tell me the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny pipes up, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher is puzzled, “What on Earth are you talking about, Johnny?” Little Johnny … …