A Girl Bake Biscuits In The Kitchen. –
A girl is about to tie the knot and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen. “Mom?” she asks. “How do you keep Dad so happy after … …
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Johnny And Susie Were Playing House. –
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad to ask … …
An Elderly Professor In His Philosophy Class. –
An elderly professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty … …
An Elderly Scotsman Is Sitting In A Bar. –
An elderly Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in: The man goes to … …
A Farmer Was Helping One Of His Cows. –
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence, taking in the whole event. The man thought to … …
A Man’s Marriage Has Gotten A Bit Dull. –
One man’s marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. “Well,” … …
An Old French Lady Had A Small Shop In Her Village. –
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop: … …
A Little Old Lady Who Wanted A Parrot All Her Life. –
There once was a little old lady who wanted a parrot all her life. Finally, one day she spots a good deal on a parrot for sale in the … …
A Lady Was Walking Down The Street. –
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store: The parrot said to her. “Hey … …
A Man In A Suit Approaches A Young Lady. –
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked. … …